Funnyest Player Ever

good idea. send them soon. i will send u 100 of each resorce to show frendship
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Greyhaupt wrote:

I'll send catapults in 10 waves of 20.
They are more effective that way
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***** wrote:

can u send 200 please i willneed more than 100
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Greyhaupt wrote:

I will send 100catapults to your villa,
What do you want me to target??
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***** wrote:

yes gtf is beter is shorter. i'll use my embasy. u and trigger will
send all the resauces u can. send me your army and i wil bet the othger
allances
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Greyhaupt wrote:

Umm,
Yes Trigger is not a n00b. Maybe GTF???
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*****wrote:

yes that is a good one but trigger is not a noob???
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Greyhaupt wrote:

How about The 2 Muskateers and the N00b?
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***** wrote:

yes u and trigger r now both my frends. we 3 will make our own allance. wot do u want to call our new allance?
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Greyhaupt wrote:

Ummm ok,
Do you know what NAP means???
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***** wrote:

i dont waqnt to sleep with u eithr
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Greyhaupt wrote:

I don't want to have a NAP with you
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***** wrote:

okay i will make u my persnol nap then
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Greyhaupt wrote:

Mate,
I lead the most Offensive Alliance in the server
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***** wrote:

if u dont u r my farm c my profile
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Greyhaupt wrote:

umm
Why should I believe you?
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***** wrote:

he does he changed his siter
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Greyhaupt wrote:

Trigger_Happy does not know you
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***** wrote:

wot
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Greyhaupt wrote:

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Trigger_Happy wrote:
Just some chump who has an altered sense of reality
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***** wrote:

u r scared now. u dont hav to b i wil only get u if u get me &
trigger is my frend i said so he even said to me he is the leader and i
will be his 2nd. he will sned me his army . i copy hios mesage towo me
belo
from trigger
I am in charge.
My army contains 100 000 Axemen 521 000 macemen and 47 000 TKs, Along
with 3 chiefs and 12 000 catapults and 3000 rams. Can you cater for
that.
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Greyhaupt wrote:

Ummm, ok...
I'm not 100% sure that you are friends with Trigger_Happy
Why would he send 1000000 axeman from the NE to attack a SW player?

None in Travian history has had anywere near 1 million axemen

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***** wrote:

so u dont atack me. tigger wil give me his 1000000 axmen to fite u otherwise
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Greyhaupt wrote:

Why are you telling me this?
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***** wrote:

i will join reborn and trigger happy is my frend. dont atack me or i will tell on u to tigger

Lol, poor guy, he is delusional.

He had dreams and delusions... Mostly delusions...

Round 2

my mum said im not aloud 2 talk to u anyway so i dont want to tak so u can b werd cant u and i can win the game and u wil b scard & sad & i trigger sended me 1000000 axemen he said he i dont want his 521 000 macemen yet to get u becorse i am using axes i wil hav triggers 3 chefs
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Trigger_Happy wrote:

any futher messages will not be replied to.
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domem wrote:

but and i alredy sended this message to the other players with big armys. i will join reborn and trigger happy is my frend. dont atack me or i will tell on u to tigger
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Trigger_Happy wrote:

TOILET?? I think we can no longer be friends.
I was about to send you the invite when you finish your embassy, but not anymore. Toilet is for NOOBS. I havent gone to the toilet for 7 weeks. I poo and wee in my chair, and I DONT eat. and I DONT sleep.

Im sorry my friend, but unless you can do something that may change my mind....
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domem wrote:

that is rite im 35, do u now me? hav u send me ur 10000? if u send me u dont have 8000000 ezy i say. otherwise i mite join the nuimber 2 allance. i ahve 2 go to the tolet now
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Trigger_Happy wrote:

She said you will move into your flat next year... Which means you are what.... 35 years old???

Mate, I make 4500 lumber/clay/iron and hour, in ALL my villages. But I have like -800 000 crop
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domem wrote:

im cross withu. no not all the tim. im strogng my mum said i will live in a flat next year. i have espearence palying travan b4. all i need is 43 lumber & 22 clay & 18 iron & no crop & i wil buidl my embasy u can sned more as well.

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Trigger_Happy wrote:

You still listen to your MUM!?!?!?

That is VERY weak -.-
I think our friendship may be in the balance here... I never would of thought you were a mamas boy.
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domem wrote:

my mum said i hav to go soon. she said u shud help me.
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Trigger_Happy wrote:

I dont have 1000000 axemen, only 100000 axemen
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domem wrote:

um, i mite hav to get soem more. can i just hav 1000000 axmen for now, ta
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Trigger_Happy wrote:

I am in charge.
My army contains 100 000 Axemen 521 000 macemen and 47 000 TKs, Along with 3 chiefs and 12 000 catapults and 3000 rams.

Do you have enough wheat for that?
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domem wrote:

good tigger. yes i agree i will b 2nd command of rebon army. i would like u send me your whole army. i will fite with them 4 u. i wil beat the other ones. send them 2day.

who is in charge now?
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Trigger_Happy wrote:

Second command of what Army? Reborn Army? the first best alliance in server?

And I wont beg no more. I am no weak.
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domem wrote:

u shudnt beg, that only makes me agry
. yes i agre 2 join u and tell u whn embasy. rember ur promise. i wil infource u 2 show i mean busness.

rember no more beg it is weak. i will c u soon. i will b the 2nd in comand of the army

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Trigger_Happy wrote:

Sorry, I didnt know that you were going to attack me. When you build your embassy, tell me, and I'll send you an invite.

PLEASE DONT ATTACK ME WHEN YOU ARE BIG!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE D=
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domem wrote:

i want 2 join ur alaince. if u dont join me i wil attak u when i grow big. b warnd. i wil let u now wen i have my embasy.

It just gets worse, I can't decide if he is serious, or joking...

lol. I'm worried too.

Without cheating you can't even train 1,000,000 axemen >.<

VelvetThighs wrote:

Without cheating you can't even train 1,000,000 axemen >.<

Tryed to explain that to him

I think i know what's with this guy... he is probably an authist... like Aspergers sindrom if anybody knows what it is

Pain wrote:

I think i know what's with this guy... he is probably an authist... like Aspergers sindrom if anybody knows what it is

autistic?

VelvetThighs wrote:

Pain wrote:

I think i know what's with this guy... he is probably an authist... like Aspergers sindrom if anybody knows what it is

autistic?

bah same thing

and syndrome.

I think it's just a joke, like those two on the Au idea forums the other day, FZA and luckies.

Still funny though.

sry for the bad english im not a native english speaker so i make mistakes quite often

I lol'ed multiple times.

Simmins wrote:

and syndrome.

I think it's just a joke, like those two on the Au idea forums the other day, FZA and luckies.

FZA and luckies would be some of my uk friends. They go around spamming and coming up with stupid ideas untill they get banned. One fo them is on to his 17th Uk forum account

You haven't heard the best part. At the end of round 1, i checked his page and it turned out he was still in BP!